debslimart:

Sketchbook Crystals No.2
I’m so adorable.
unattractive and unhappy.

bettystoner:

make the pussy just gush

em-muh:

Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened

(via liesbecomereality)

angelicurr: You're cute 😘

So are you 😘


asapscience:

"Culture"-ally stimulating art. Even mold can be beautiful… 
by microbiologist Antoine Bridier-Nahmias
via Magical Contamination 
I don’t understand

Why does everyone have to use the restroom right after I took a shit?

ugh.

I can’t.

dichotomization:

The years between WWI and WWII in Germany were fraught with poverty and rates of inflation so high that a wheelbarrow of banknotes bought barely a loaf of bread. But meat, when it was available, sold well nonetheless. In 1921, tenants in a Berlin rooming house heard sounds of a struggle coming from one of the rooms, and upon investigation found Karl Grossmann with the body of a plump young woman. Grossmann confessed to having picked up many a young woman, preferably plump, at Berlin’s railroad station. Then he killed them, cut them into pleasing-looking cuts of meat, and sold them to the citizens of Berlin. Arrested and tried, Grossmann was sentenced to death, but he killed himself in his cell before the execution.